Allobiography
A reverse autobiography.

meme4u:

That would scare me so badly

meme4u:

That would scare me so badly



(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via death-by-lulz)



annoyingbloqqer:

"so ma’am, how would you like to pay today? cash or check?"

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(via dutchster)



officialcomedy:

And this is how the Government got shut down.

(via dpaf)



imgross-ok:

aboutwhitewomen:

If men aren’t allowed to have an opinion on abortion, then they shouldn’t have to contribute to federal funding of breast cancer research.

"if i cant control a woman’s body, then i want that body to die"

Men can get breast cancer.

(via brb-eating)



(Source: titytwochainz, via dutchster)



punchers:

ok so my u key is broken and usually i have a u copied so when i need one i just paste it and one time i was talking to a guy i had just became friends with a few days before and i tried to paste a u but i had something else copied

punchers:

ok so my u key is broken and usually i have a u copied so when i need one i just paste it and one time i was talking to a guy i had just became friends with a few days before and i tried to paste a u but i had something else copied

(via dutchster)



quentintortellini:

WATCH THIS DOGGIE SWIM WITH DOLPHINS

(via xtyueda)



queencersei:


redvipers:


Oberyn after the combat with the Mountain. . @pascalispunk #gameofthrones #pedropascal #oberynmartell



#filed under sittin on the tube after losing the game of thrones

queencersei:

redvipers:

Oberyn after the combat with the Mountain. . @pascalispunk #gameofthrones #pedropascal #oberynmartell

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(Source: bailarina-raven, via alifelongromance)



What a beautiful world.

(Source: vinebox, via xtyueda)