Allobiography
A reverse autobiography.

ruinedchildhood:

literally me

(via refridgerator)



(Source: babycupcake13, via rvdicuhl)



(Source: skate-high, via refridgerator)



teacher: e-mail me the assignment by monday. i'll need your e-mail address.
me:
teacher:
me:
teacher:
me:
teacher:
me:
teacher:
me: tastybitch69@aol.com


thatfunnyblog:

swirl

thatfunnyblog:

swirl

(Source: whatmemesmaycome, via brb-eating)



Me

Me

(Source: nosdrinker, via penishole)



towongfoo:

If I dont respond to your insult it means what i wanted to say was too mean and I decided to let you live

(via brb-eating)



fuck-yeah-feminist:

Neither can we, my badass friend. Neither can we.

fuck-yeah-feminist:

Neither can we, my badass friend. Neither can we.

(via itunestore)



cuddlepunch:

This just in: he’s figured out where the laser comes from.

cuddlepunch:

This just in: he’s figured out where the laser comes from.

(via dutchster)



death-by-lulz:

When there’s not enough room on the couch

Featured on a 1000Notes.com blog

death-by-lulz:

When there’s not enough room on the couch

Featured on a 1000Notes.com blog

(Source: awwww-cute)