Allobiography
A reverse autobiography.

cuddlepunch:

This just in: he’s figured out where the laser comes from.

cuddlepunch:

This just in: he’s figured out where the laser comes from.

(via dutchster)



death-by-lulz:

When there’s not enough room on the couch

Featured on a 1000Notes.com blog

death-by-lulz:

When there’s not enough room on the couch

Featured on a 1000Notes.com blog

(Source: awwww-cute)



(Source: thereallesmiscaptions, via dutchster)



death-by-lulz:

Featured on a 1000Notes.com blog

death-by-lulz:

Featured on a 1000Notes.com blog

(Source: hapsical)



ohblainers:

If you ever think your parents are too hard on you just remember that Mufasa materialized as a cloud to tell Simba to get his shit together.

(via candlejack)



bunnyfood:

BEHIND YOU
(via sexhaver:gajumaru3:lotusrootsoup)

bunnyfood:

BEHIND YOU

(via sexhaver:gajumaru3:lotusrootsoup)

(Source: kittiezandtittiez)



dulect:

no need to thank me

your credit card will do

(via refridgerator)



throh:

unleash hell for just $1.50

throh:

unleash hell for just $1.50

(Source: iguanamouth, via dutchster)



firewonk:

same

(via ronswansonappreciationsociety)



kittymeido:

a drink just for me

kittymeido:

a drink just for me

(Source: nikki-fellatio, via aumkvra)